I must be going mad. I’ve spent most of the morning sat in front of the laptop with my guitar, just in a t-shirt and pants, trying to tape a new song. Then I decided to go for a walk around the park, so I put my hat, jacket and boots on, opened the door and stepped outside. I was about to shut the door when I realised I wasn’t wearing any trousers! If I hadn’t clocked in the nick of time, I’d’ve been locked out without phone or cash because my house key is in my trouser pocket.
I’d even gone upstairs to get a pair of socks.