This morning, someone posted a Kit Kat Chunky through our letterbox. No idea who or why – I didn’t get to the door fast enough to check out who it was. I decided to eat it because I never get to eat Kit Kats, partly because they’re non Fair Trade evil Nestlé chocolate (which we don’t buy) and partly just because they’re chocolate (which I’m trying not to eat so much of, except savoury in Mexican food).
I decided this was a gift and therefore placed me on morally solid ground to consume it. I made a pot of coffee, opened it up and took a bite… and there was no wafer at all, it was just solid chocolate Kit Kat.
Problem is, when I taste Nestlé chocolate, it has that slightly powdery American taste which is a tiny bit gross. I’m not used to it and without the wafer to offset this, it was horrible. I threw it away.
I wonder if the crazy donor knew that it was a rogue solid chocolate. It’s put me right off chocolate altogether, which is a very good thing so close to another American trip.